[Nsta-info] NSTA-Info Digest, Vol 19, Issue 1

[Janis]

Hahahaaa thanks
       Janis
Substitute Teachers'
South Calling Area Chapter Chair
Calkeypals at aol.com
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>   1. FW: STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM (Linda Carter)
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> From: "Linda Carter" <linda.carter at nstasubs.org>
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> Subject: [Nsta-info] FW: STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
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> STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
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> From: John Schultz [mailto:offwego65 at yahoo.com] 
> Sent: Monday, January 07, 2013 3:49 AM
> To: Al Weber; Al Thorpe; Bev&Claude Webster; Charlie & Sue Strobel; Gerard Schultz; Jack; Judy Schultz; Lee Barth; Paul & Laraine Krieger; Richard Schultz; Wally Rybezynski
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> To: FRIENDS
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>         This comes under the heading of : STUPID HUMOR
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>           I LOVE IT!
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>     A laugh for the day to get away from politics!  Enjoy! 
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> STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
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> I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!
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> Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
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> Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the  page
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> Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
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> Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
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> Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
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> Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
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> Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
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> Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet
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> Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
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> Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
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> Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands
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> Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a  wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already  built.
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> Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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> Spread the laughter, share the cheer
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